Skip to main content

tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.
by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021
mugGet the tree horse house catmug.

Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
mugGet the Shade Tree Mechanicmug.

Christy Tree

An extra, auxillary or alternate Christmas tree other than the main Christmas tree used as a festive decoration during the Christmas season. Found in homes in groups of 2 to 600.
If we get any more Christy Trees we're going to need a bigger house!
by Sasquatch129800 December 21, 2021
mugGet the Christy Treemug.

Tree frog

A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.
“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree
by Chicathehorse March 20, 2023
mugGet the Tree frogmug.

Bouncy Tree

1.Fallen tree overlaying another fallen tree, making the top a bouncy sit for pot smokers. 2. Popular meet up spot for selling drugs. 3. See Back Door
"Yo let's me up a bouncy tree and burn one!"
by KilliePP206 January 5, 2008
mugGet the Bouncy Treemug.

tree

mauras numbers: one, two, tree

“hey maura! what’s the third number?”

“tree!”
“hey maura! what’s the third number?”

“tree!”
by peendaddy69 July 8, 2019
mugGet the treemug.

Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
mugGet the Tree branchmug.

Share this definition