nerd

a nerd is someone who is into all things sci fi fantasy media, D&D LARP, cosplay, comic con and computers alongside technology, comic books and comic book movies along with retro gaming, retro computing and old vintage technology. Which also gets bullied by jocks and Queen bees in high school

I wish i could a nerd and play around with old computers like him.

by liam massey March 9, 2024

nerd flu

The phenomenon of getting sick after going to a large comic book or fan convention. When packing 100,000 attendees in a small indoor space, someone's going to have a cold.

I wore masks before way before COVID because I'd get nerd flu after Con every year.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024

nerd ghetto

A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.

Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.

by batfemme53 July 11, 2022

nerd

Leen

leen is a nerd.

by mark_dommmm February 14, 2023

nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011

Nerd trek

A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.

Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"

by MJ_420 September 12, 2021

Super Nerd syndrome

A disorder characterized by having no social apparatus, being really physically sensitive or a sensitive, hating change, obsessing about anything that isnt sportsball. It's basically just Aspergers syndrome.

Doctor: Martha, Your son has Super Nerd Syndrome
Martha: There goes my grandson...

by Chevyman95 June 21, 2025