I'm Right

When your statement is an opinion,and my statement is a fact

when i say you are cute and you say you aren't but I'm Right and you are not

by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021

i'm back

i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)

"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"

by unfunny minecraft player October 29, 2021

i'm mariariari

What the hell is this

Hello, i'm mariariari

by LUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII October 1, 2021

I'm Good

The ultimate expression of condescension, usually it's employed when someone is too cowardly to turn something down directly. It essentially means "No." or "I must decline.", but it sounds wishy-washy and weak. It's used so much because it's way easier than saying "No." and it also for some unknown reason sounds more polite and less blunt.

Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the restaurant with me?
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

I'm fat

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by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

I'm on it if you're on it

Means if the other person wants to do something, you'll do it with them

Person 1: What should we do on Sunday... I was thinking of maybe going CineWorld...
Person 2: I'm on it if you're on it (I want to go, if you want to go too then let's do it)

by 345rtg3dd July 23, 2021

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021