Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 07, 2024

Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!

Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on

by Comrade Plasternasty July 04, 2012

Phone Fucker

When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.

Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.

by The real randy April 15, 2024

Funny fucker

a person who chooses their sexual partners based on how funny they are/how much they make them laugh

“I’m such a funny fucker- if a man makes me laugh he can make me do anything”

by mumpus December 25, 2022

Cat Boy Fucker

(Noun:) A person who fucks cat boys.

Hey did you see that video of Nick Fuentes with Cat Boy Kami? They were totally making eyes. Nick Fuentes is such a cat boy fucker.

by BaileyFeckinQuinn July 09, 2021

Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky

beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*

by the real liru fucker October 06, 2021

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014