The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.
"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
Get the Flip-flop bitchmug. by plato! February 25, 2024
Get the flippingmug. To perform oral sex on a female, using one’s fingers. The act is specifically done in a way where rubbing, as well as flicking is used.
by Boxmuncher6942021 July 25, 2022
Get the Flip some pagesmug. by neowhy December 7, 2016
Get the flipping biscuitsmug. by AlohaSnackBarJr November 7, 2017
Get the Flipmug. -Step 1) Ingest LSD, 2CB, XTC, MJ (Marijuana) and Alcohol.
-Step 2) Realise it's insanely late, you have important matters to attend to tomorrow Optional but if you want to stay true tothe lore of how the Kailem Flip came to be, then this is not optional, and you just took copious amounts of several mind-altering substances that will keep you awake for literal years to come (if you try to sleep, you will end up having to fight the whole of Lucifer's army).
-Step 3) Wait for it all to kick in, and try to focus all of your remaining life energy on getting home and in your bed optional.
-Step 4) Only possible if Step 3 is completed Once in bed, prepare to battle for your life against all of the negatives thoughts that could ever occur in one's lifetime and beat them optional.
-Step 5) Only possible if Step 3 is not completed Stay out and have the either best or worst night in your entire life, given that you do not lose consciousness in the very moment all substances kick in at once (unless you perform another Kailem flip).
-Step 6) Whatever transpires from anything that happened the day you performed said flip, you must get out of your bed and flawlessly complete all tasks you might've needed to carry out that supposedly eventful or important day.
I hope this information is seen and recognised by who needs or would appreciate it.
-Step 2) Realise it's insanely late, you have important matters to attend to tomorrow Optional but if you want to stay true tothe lore of how the Kailem Flip came to be, then this is not optional, and you just took copious amounts of several mind-altering substances that will keep you awake for literal years to come (if you try to sleep, you will end up having to fight the whole of Lucifer's army).
-Step 3) Wait for it all to kick in, and try to focus all of your remaining life energy on getting home and in your bed optional.
-Step 4) Only possible if Step 3 is completed Once in bed, prepare to battle for your life against all of the negatives thoughts that could ever occur in one's lifetime and beat them optional.
-Step 5) Only possible if Step 3 is not completed Stay out and have the either best or worst night in your entire life, given that you do not lose consciousness in the very moment all substances kick in at once (unless you perform another Kailem flip).
-Step 6) Whatever transpires from anything that happened the day you performed said flip, you must get out of your bed and flawlessly complete all tasks you might've needed to carry out that supposedly eventful or important day.
I hope this information is seen and recognised by who needs or would appreciate it.
You: "Mate! My house is free today and tomorrow, you know what that means...?"
Friend: "...Kailem flip at 11pm?"
You: "YOU KNOW IT BROTHER!!!"
Friend: "LET'S GOOO!!!"
Friend: "...Kailem flip at 11pm?"
You: "YOU KNOW IT BROTHER!!!"
Friend: "LET'S GOOO!!!"
by KCA_176! June 5, 2023
Get the Kailem Flipmug. by Hydro pumper September 6, 2015
Get the Flipping The Lightswitchmug.