David

A situation where something is dumb or a person whom is not smart out of sorts

#1 guy
Man look at that dude over there dancing like a fag

#2 guy
Man that fuckin dude is David!

by Letchutellit February 13, 2024

David

David is an amazing, funny, affectionate, and smart guy. He is like the sun in a dark room. Treasure him while he’s in your life, because once he’s gone, you won’t find another like him.

If you need someone to cheer you up, just find David!

You won’t find another guy like David!

by girlwhoisdownbad January 2, 2025

David

A very impressive, smart, and astute individual.

You are a David. You a Daviding right now, bro. Hey stop being such a David.

by YourBoy March 16, 2022

david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021

David Lopez

A man that is so random, he does a lot of tomfoolery and he loves dudes that can do the mosquito

Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call

by Papi travis the first November 13, 2023

David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends

Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david

by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020

David

David is somebody you don’t want to leave, he can be the light of your life and the absolute backbone of your happiness if you let him. David is sweet and kind-hearted.

Bailee fell in love with David the moment they met, she knows she’ll never meet somebody like him.

by Pluhdo November 22, 2021