Daaaamm that negro is sexy as hell is he christian
by Jdsjsjsjsjsj November 9, 2019

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

a handsome guy with a beautiful smile that light up a room a laugh that makes you happy and eyes like no one else it so hard not to fall in love with him
have you ever fallen in love ? if so with who ? i feel in love and its been the best feeling ever thank you christian for making everyday a better day then the day before i love you christian <3
by blueheart_ rivas 17 February 2, 2022

by MCRoundhouse August 30, 2022

the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him<33
by flixsammy January 19, 2022

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.
Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
by GeetLord January 5, 2018

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything
by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017
