Brandon

A whigga

Look at that brandon

by maiwand December 29, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.

Girl 1: Brandon is sooo hot!
Girl 2: I wanna marry Brandon one day...
Guy 1: Wtf

by Hannahfortunetellermuahahahhha January 1, 2024

Brandon Tschetter

Describes anybody who is really fat and loves men!

That guy is such a Brandon tschetter

by Bigboy157 January 17, 2024

Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.

Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis

by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024

Brandon

someone who just plain stupid

He's brandon, of course he thought to say that.

by randofromsomewhere November 14, 2023

Brandon Rojas

Brandon Rojas is one of the most talented, beautiful, and intelligent people around. He is so kind and caring to anyone he sees. He doesn’t make problems, he fixes them. If he has a girlfriend he would make sure that she was the most special girl in the world

Girl: Brandon Rojas is so sweet
Girl 2: I know, I could dream about him for hours

by hugosaez24 November 19, 2023

brandon

brandon is a bitch

brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia

by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023