blow job

if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life

if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl

- guy

steps

1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis

3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture

- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet

- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories

Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!

by headlova22 January 09, 2011

Wanna blow this popsicle stand?

Want to get out of here? Want to leave this current establishment/place?

Hey, i'm bored of the girls in here, wanna blow this popsicle stand?

by pjane2209 June 04, 2009

Blowing Chunks

a slightly crude code word meaning " i have something private to tell you at a later moment", often used when an undesireable person breaks into your conversation

Alice: so you'll never guess what Jack did yesterday at the park.

Matt: spill.

* Jack enters the room *

Alice: Blowing Chunks

by Alice Malice Murder August 15, 2008

Big summer blow out

Basically right ur a little pu**y and cum to much that it blows out ya knickers 🤣

“Errrrrrr Beckie I’ve just had a big summer blow out”
“Errrr Rachel u dirty bi**h”

by Cgvfubfjn February 03, 2020

Birdy Style Blow Job

The guy receiving the blow job makes bird calls, while the the girl giving the blow job flaps her arms like a bird.

I always hear that guy Jeff making bird calls next door. He must be getting those birdy style blow jobs again!

by W3ST December 19, 2006

Blowing out your junk.

In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk

Has your husband wanted to have sex with you since blowing out your junk.

by Cheezy the man clown March 29, 2009

Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.

Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!

by chilifest March 13, 2009