A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.
Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.
Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.
Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?
Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.
Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?
Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
Get the smiling bitchmug. by C Lou September 10, 2007
Get the stick bitchmug. A person being owned by someone in a relationship,your bitch can be your girlfriend or boyfriend it can go both ways
Lily:Ezra your my bitch right?
Ezra:yes babe always will be
Other term
Marcus:babe your my bitch
Beth:yes babe
Ezra:yes babe always will be
Other term
Marcus:babe your my bitch
Beth:yes babe
by Slurrpy December 7, 2019
Get the My bitchmug. When a group of close or loosly connected friends decide they have had enough off putting up with a person of extrordinary bitchness. Preceeding a Bitch Hunt, many events may of happened over previous years between the "bitch" and the "mob". The bitch hunt is the last straw and breaks the camel's back. The "Mob" of a Bitch Hunt hath the highest agression. The "Bitch" is not to be trusted and is expected to be a compulsive liar.
The mob was so fed up with the bitch that after three years of her crap, they all formed a Bitch Hunt and took her down.
by Wortmacher:) November 12, 2010
Get the Bitch Huntmug. When a girl talks way too much about horoscopes and crystal energy.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
Person1: “My ex is my twin flame and even our moon signs match. I KNOW we are getting back together in 5 years.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
by HealthcareIssues April 23, 2021
Get the crystal bitchmug. A time dedicated to complaining, griping, bitching, moaning, and gnashing teeth. Generally a group activity, in which the participants complain about one evil or annoying person, or about their respective S.O.s, ex-S.O.s, families, professors, bosses, etc. The name derives from the verb "to bitch" as in "to complain loudly and profanely", not from the noun "a bitch", thus the participants may be male as well as female.
"Looks like Jim and Bob are over by the water cooler having a bitch session about the price of Gasoline."
by Bitch Session Blog August 11, 2008
Get the Bitch Sessionmug. by Dannyboy August 8, 2004
Get the fat bitchesmug.