A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
Get the Beef jerky backhander mug.When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.
by A proud Jew April 24, 2018
Get the vegan beef mug.Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018
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by Cmull1n4t0r February 2, 2020
Get the Beef mug.Beefing - Beefing is a term used when two people are fighting verbally sometimes could be physically
Girl 1: Oh my god my boyfriend didnt pull out
Girl 2: Thats so crazy!
Girl 1: I havent had my period in 4 days.
Girl 1: Him and I are straight beefing right now
Girl 2: Oh my gosh Marek they are that couple is straight beefing
Marek: Oh shit I dont give a fuck.
Girl 2: Thats so crazy!
Girl 1: I havent had my period in 4 days.
Girl 1: Him and I are straight beefing right now
Girl 2: Oh my gosh Marek they are that couple is straight beefing
Marek: Oh shit I dont give a fuck.
by Keramlive February 4, 2020
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