Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily might not be trusted when she is a Lil girl like when she's 9 years old or younger but when she is getting older u can trust her allot. Emily might be heart broken lots of times. she doesn't know who to trust.and u can earn her trust by treating her well and nice. Emily is a awesome girl she maybe like lots of boys but she only has one person she will love in her life. Emily is not popular at school but she's friends with popular girls and she has lots of friends. Emily is very shy but if ur friends w her she won't be shy she's very talkative w her friends and childhood friends. Emily has been facing lots of challenges in her life. She dosint spend time w her family cuz of a challenge she has faced. She might think she's not good enough. She also might be hiding her sadness by just doing her fake smile and fake happiness trick (she's good at it I mean it ). And she's also good at hiding her challenges she's facing .
*Texting*
Person1: hey Emily how you doing
Emily:hey
*Emily cry's in real life*
Person 1: Emily how u doing
Emily: Good ^_^
Narrator: but... in ...real ....life ....she's ...not... doing ....good ....
Person1: hey Emily how you doing
Emily:hey
*Emily cry's in real life*
Person 1: Emily how u doing
Emily: Good ^_^
Narrator: but... in ...real ....life ....she's ...not... doing ....good ....
by Emi~chan July 24, 2017
Get the Emilymug. by rileyroditis111 June 27, 2024
Get the emily mitchellmug. A salty “how would you even do that” and “what even is that” white woman who loves to eat gumdrops and brag about being from Chicago even though she’s from Croatia. Avoid at all costs because she is angry and lecherous
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.
emilie is fat
emilie is big
emilie has infinite cromeizones
emilie is making earthquakes
emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged
emilie is big
emilie has infinite cromeizones
emilie is making earthquakes
emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged
by emilie hater May 12, 2025
Get the emiliemug. by bitchimHomeless September 3, 2021
Get the emilymug. I am Emily,
I got the crazy everybody wants.
I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole
With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.
You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!
I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words
But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!
lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love
I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬
I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!
I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community
Everyone is Beautiful
except for
the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
I got the crazy everybody wants.
I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole
With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.
You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!
I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words
But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!
lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love
I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬
I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!
I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community
Everyone is Beautiful
except for
the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
by God-ass November 15, 2022
Get the Emilymug.