Michael J. Font

A style of writing looking like the script of one with Parkinson's disease. See also, Chicken Scratch and Michael J Fox.
My teacher tried to grade my paper, but couldn't read it because I wrote in Michael J. Font.
by BigWillJackDick April 01, 2011
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Justin Michael Malachinski

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.
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Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

Person 2: Hell yeah bro
by she_themtitties November 07, 2023
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michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.
(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020
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Mr. Michael Sobek

Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.
by Don't get me in trouble June 30, 2019
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Michael Lee Brown

the sweetest man alive. he’s the skinniest legend around. Stream “Way It Used To Be” the EP for clear skin😌✨✋
“Have you seen Michael Lee Brown as Evan Hansen? He’s incredible
by skinniestlegend1213 October 21, 2019
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Edward Michael Nigma

Full name of The Riddler from DC’s Batman. Found in Batman 171, 1st Silver age.
My favorite character is Edward Michael Nigma
by Batmanfan26 November 16, 2022
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