walking the porn

An act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve orgasm while watching porn.

I was only looking babe, I wasn't walking the porn, promise.

by WinterWood June 9, 2017

Walk the Shih Tzu dog

To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.

'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.

'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.

by Jotinmick June 13, 2017

taco walking

When one talks sexy to a woman to get that pussy wet

What do I have to do to get that taco walking

by bigdong06 October 30, 2017

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

drop walk

When your leg(s) give out while you are walking.

I drop walked and fell trying to walk into the store.

by Drop... November 30, 2017

Walk of Shame

When Andrew Jackson forced the native Americans to leave their land and go to Oklahoma in the early 1800's.

Teacher: Many Native Americans died on that journey, that's why it's called the trail of tears
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.

by Captain Morgan 420 December 5, 2017

The Walking Deadd

A bunch of things happened and then some stuff went down and then they left you on a cliff hanger with things and they figure it out with stuff.

"Have you seen The Walking Deadd"
"Yeah, my favorite part was about the stuff and things"

by Hi I’m a person that is alive December 11, 2017