Simp

a fucking faggot that act extremely nice towards women to try ad get that pussy

E-Girl- I look ugly today OMG!!!

Simp- OMG!!! u look gorgeous. don't let anyone tell u otherwise

by Ploffy March 9, 2020

Simp

The one who puts the girls before the boys.

YO ZACH IS SUCH A SIMP
STOP SIMPING ZACH

by Poop Devourer March 9, 2020

Simp

Proper Noun

Greg Palculict

Why do all people named Greg Palculict have to such simps, like, just be a human and don't hit on women named Khali and Sarah? We get it, you wanna be nice just to get shitty pussy but FUCK man.

by J CMX March 9, 2020

Simp

Simp, if you be nice to any girl you are a simp.

Simp: hey Jessica I think you look really nic..
Normal person: SIMP!

by Simp, you are a simp March 9, 2020

Simp

King Redrico

The Ultimate SIMP
"If I don't end up with her then i'll just be single for the rest of my life"
Praise the SIMP King

You're such a Simp

by shdhehfnrre March 9, 2020

simp

Being nice to girls for your own hopes of being together or having sex with somebody.
Or trying to be nice to a girl but ending up getting used.

Guy one: Simen is such a simp.
Guy two:He asked if i wanted to simp with him.
Guy one: DON'T be a simp.

by den dover March 10, 2020

SIMP

Abbreviation that stands for "Squirrels In My Pants"

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!

by BuryZenek March 10, 2020