Clown pussy is a phrase used to describe a person who dresses disheveled, has little money, and has a dirty older car. Dirty in this case means filled with moldy food, dirty clothes, possible sexual items, among other things.
Come on man, I just worked on clown pussys car. Don't give me another one, I had to shower for hours after the first one.
by Splooge Master123 July 14, 2025
Get the Clown pussymug. 
A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
Get the Punching my clownmug. The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.
by empha September 18, 2023
Get the The Clownmug. Clown:
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.
Honk honk beep beep!
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.
Honk honk beep beep!
Someone: whoa look, there's a clown over there! What a cool guy.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.
by Kraeyn March 9, 2024
Get the Clownmug. by clownnn64 August 21, 2019
Get the clownmug. by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015
Get the Ass clownmug.