noun. The ultimate and most extreme form of bitch. A bitch grenade is almost always a female, and miraculously has pms year-round.
by B0ltman October 24, 2005
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Get the stick bitch mug.A time dedicated to complaining, griping, bitching, moaning, and gnashing teeth. Generally a group activity, in which the participants complain about one evil or annoying person, or about their respective S.O.s, ex-S.O.s, families, professors, bosses, etc. The name derives from the verb "to bitch" as in "to complain loudly and profanely", not from the noun "a bitch", thus the participants may be male as well as female.
"Looks like Jim and Bob are over by the water cooler having a bitch session about the price of Gasoline."
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Get the Bitch Session mug.A person being owned by someone in a relationship,your bitch can be your girlfriend or boyfriend it can go both ways
Lily:Ezra your my bitch right?
Ezra:yes babe always will be
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Marcus:babe your my bitch
Beth:yes babe
Ezra:yes babe always will be
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Marcus:babe your my bitch
Beth:yes babe
by Slurrpy December 7, 2019
Get the My bitch mug.A female (usually between the ages 14 and 25) who is so engorged with snottiness that she is an absolute bitch to talk to. Nothing you say to or ask of a Snotty Bitch can yield a positive response.
Regular Guy: "Hi, how are you?"
Snotty Bitch : "Ew, like, go away"
Regular Guy: "Wow, what a snotty fuckin' bitch.."
Snotty Bitch : "Ew, like, go away"
Regular Guy: "Wow, what a snotty fuckin' bitch.."
by Mikus52 April 10, 2012
Get the Snotty Bitch mug.When a girl talks way too much about horoscopes and crystal energy.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
Person1: “My ex is my twin flame and even our moon signs match. I KNOW we are getting back together in 5 years.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
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