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Alaskan Word Salad

A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.
"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"
by Kurosan December 14, 2009
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ten-dollar word

Using large, difficult words that most people will not understand. Makes you look like an elitist prick that wants to flaunt your advanced intelligence or vocabulary.
"So I told the rather rubicund fellow that I would not forbear his facetious predilection, and that I would extirpate him if he persisted. However I refrained from the notion because I desiderated copulation with his girlfriend."

Said without ten-dollar words:

"So I told the red-faced bastard that I wasn't gonna put up with his sarcastic attitude, and I was gonna kill 'em if he didn't stop. But I decided not to 'cuz I wanted to bang his girlfriend.
by jumpinthefire October 29, 2007
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Say Word Son

Asking for confirmation or to ask someone to swear something is true.
Man I just got this bitch that looks like Beyonce's phone number.

Say word son

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99 words for boobs

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Thos are 99 words for boobs
by illestemia March 7, 2009
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man of my word

A reliable person, who always keeps their promises or is known to fulfill their commitments and obligations at any cost. Someone you can sincerely trust to do something when asked.
"Don't worry, I'll never tell your wife about that, I'm a man of my word."
"I have no doubt that he'll pay you back, He's a man of his word."
by thaghost101 December 25, 2015
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Your Word Here

"Your Word Here" Buy The Mug
by cyanidesinclair April 3, 2017
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mark my words

Phrase said before or after a prediction or declaration to mean: "You should write down what I say (mentally or literally), because it will come true or be something unforgetable."

Usually said in warning or in a betting situation, so that you can win a wager or say I told you so later.

Intended to convey great conviction, as though your statement could be doubted or denied by others.
"Mark my words, that car will break down on the way there."

"If you go, mark my words, your stuff will be on the lawn when you get back."

"That marriage won't last a year; mark my words."
by Coell April 18, 2006
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