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Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
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Long boobs

"Long boobs" is a term which is used when one's boobs are long, not necessarily hanging, but just having an shape which have similar properties as a long object. It's important to take note that the term "Long boobs" only should be used in occasions where it is used as a compliment.
"Swanoogle my broogle, you have long boobs today. Nice!"

"W'up bro, yo ma nig' yo tit' ies r pret'ty darn long to'day my brodda."

"Long boobs!"
by mrseduceyourbrother March 14, 2019
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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Mike Cox long

Mike Cox long is a doctor who found a cure for cancer but was killed
by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021
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long tall fur

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.
by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
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Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis
Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.
by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021
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Zaddy long legs

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!
by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024
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