national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams July 31, 2023

ur mum

joke

Shut up!
"Your mum"

by asjjsajsjjxjppshpjoi August 3, 2023

Ur mother

If someone is insulting you and you don’t know what to say just say ur mother,it has some advantages such as:
Insulting the person
Emotional damage
Etc…

Blud1:fuck you
Blud2:ur mother
Blud1: :(

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 3, 2023

balls in ur mouth

gay

i love gay balls in ur mouth.

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Ur mom

Someone I fucked

I fucked ur mom

by Lesbiana01 November 22, 2021

ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021

ur mom

The most clever response to any insult ever.

mean person: ur ugly lol
smart person: ur mom

by Dessanotter November 22, 2021