Go back to the valley

A jocular, non-serious way of telling someone that they are sucking at something (usually surfing or skateboarding or some such activity). The expression originated among Los Angeles area surfers who would try to intimidate surfers from farther inland (usually the San Fernando Valley) into not surfing at “their” break. Locals could tell a “Val” because people from the valley usually weren’t very good (not having access to the beach as easy as coast residents). Hence the expression becoming synonymous with “you suck.” Was popularized as a catch phrase by several bad Hollywood surf movies (eg Point Break).

Dude 1 tries to kickflip off a curb and falls on his face.
Dude2: Hahaha, go back to the valley.

by Uncle Dungheap June 12, 2006

Turkish Back Rub

A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.

I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted

by Raheru October 8, 2008

the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.

Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.

by Britannic May 25, 2009

back-up bitch

Person you invite to go somewhere when your preferred person cannot go. Can be male or female (non-gender specific).

"You can't make it? I better call my back-up bitch!"

by Rob Norment December 15, 2008

don't text back

"Don'text back"
*Leaves on r , read , or seen*

"Don't text back"

*read*

by Yvngslvmped May 11, 2017

hold me back

This phrase is said when a person tries to retaliate at another person who did or said something to provoke them.

Person A: It's Mr Steal-Yo-Girl!
Person B: *grabs innocent bystander* HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK!

by jewmadbro November 8, 2013

Back Door Gopher

When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails

Dude wash your fucking hands i can tell you've been getting the back door gopher.

by BarryHalls April 4, 2011