Sam Pardon

Sam pardon is used when referring to somebody who has a lot of (fake) confidence, delusions of grandeur and rich parents(who spoil him)

Somewhat of a dutch Roger Elliot

Goofy ass Sam Pardon flexing with his parents riches.

That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.

by Sam Pardon memelord October 12, 2018

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Sam Dowden

Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger

You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung

by Sammied158 October 2, 2021

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A sam is and will be your best friend for life she is sweet and kinda and lots of fun she will love you for you and don’t take that for granted she is gorgeous inside and out and has one of the best personality’s when your sad or blue she will put a smile on your face and make you laugh even when you don’t want to there is never a dull moment with her she can be crazy wild but also clam and collected witch is what people see and love about her she deserves more than this world can give even if she doesn’t think so

my friend “wow is that sam she is so cool”
me “ya i know she is the bomb”

by hhahah ed djhrhdjd December 29, 2021

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Sam

Sam is a interesting and awe inspiring man. They way his mind works is phenomenal and to try and understand how his mind works would mean shrinking down and being able to get inside his head to explore it. Sam is a sympathetic man when the need is there however don't expect to much empathy because once a Sam has been hurt there is a massive guard up and it is near impossible to overcome. He will want to spend time with you but not too much. You can talk for hours with a Sam about meaningful conversations, gibberish or just flirting. You will have an unspoken language between you that you two understand what is behind the words but if your friends were to read it they wouldn't understand. DON'T lose him, be patient and ensure there's communication. A Sam is one of a kind and if you fall in love with them it's forever

I met a guy called Sam. There's Sam at the bar.

by CeeloVert32 May 7, 2021

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Sam

The most annoying 7th grader on the planet. Thinks he is cool because he skipped 7th grade but he is still a 7th grader. He tries to be cool but he isn't. He usually makes everything sexual. He is, in short, an IDIOT.

Person 1: You suck Sam!
Sam: *moans*
Person 1: Sam is an idiot!

by SuMnEr!! April 23, 2019

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