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Ruler Foods

Kroger's shitty knock-off Aldi, but you don't actually save any money. Everyone still leaves their carts in the parking lot and all the staff are still treated like shit. Also, there's a 50% chance someone is smoking meth in the bathroom.
Tyler: Wanna go to Ruler Foods?
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie
by BUY THE NERCH! March 5, 2025
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food

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by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 12, 2021
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wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.
"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."
by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016
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food ghoster

adjective describing one who farts a lot or the one who farted most recent.
aww hell no, I am not inviting Shelia cabin camping again, SHE'S A NASTY ASS FOOD GHOSTER!!
by stankdraggin October 27, 2012
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FOOD

USED TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER AND CURE BOREDOM
by UNKNOWN MOUSE February 3, 2021
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Bear Food

A skinny homosexual male who likes to receive during intercourse.
Person 1: "Did you see how that guy was dressed?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's total Bear Food."
by TheWhiplash June 2, 2023
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to food

verb: to eat
Jn8gamer20000 foods with you

I like to food
by anonymous February 19, 2023
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