Fake friend

A person who acts like your friend at first, but at the next second they turn on you.

Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.

by .･maru･. May 26, 2020

fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs

“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”

by Magical boy November 21, 2022

Fake Friends Day

A day where you post a picture/video of a fake friend or you just drop that person🤣🤣
December 4th!!

“Hey remember Alex? Yeah the guy who stabbed me in the back, I’m going to post him on social media for Fake Friends Day!”

by boxy2sped November 27, 2019

Fake friend

A person who forgives people in under a week

Fake friend“No I’m still friends with phee”
Lilly: “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FAKE”
Sammy: “IT HASN'T BEEN A WEEK!”

by Fakefriend6969420 November 8, 2021

Fake Spirituality

Fake Spirituality or FS, highly linked with delusion and isn’t real. Often using spirituality as a basis for causing more harm than good and justifying harm by using their spirituality as justification. Without realising it often leads to their own suffering long term.

That’s totally FS. Fake spirituality enables cruelty of the highest degree.

by Aknownmouse September 22, 2025

Fake

Usually a word used by white bitches who use people being “fake” as an excuse for having no friends.

Alyssa:”that bitch is so fake”
Also Alyssa:hangs with her one annoying ass friend on the weekend with her hick boyfriends.

by Cile August 8, 2020

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019