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Snotty Bitch

A female (usually between the ages 14 and 25) who is so engorged with snottiness that she is an absolute bitch to talk to. Nothing you say to or ask of a Snotty Bitch can yield a positive response.
Regular Guy: "Hi, how are you?"

Snotty Bitch : "Ew, like, go away"

Regular Guy: "Wow, what a snotty fuckin' bitch.."
by Mikus52 April 10, 2012
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stick bitch

That stick bitch needs to get something to eat.
by C Lou September 10, 2007
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Bitch Session

A time dedicated to complaining, griping, bitching, moaning, and gnashing teeth. Generally a group activity, in which the participants complain about one evil or annoying person, or about their respective S.O.s, ex-S.O.s, families, professors, bosses, etc. The name derives from the verb "to bitch" as in "to complain loudly and profanely", not from the noun "a bitch", thus the participants may be male as well as female.
"Looks like Jim and Bob are over by the water cooler having a bitch session about the price of Gasoline."
by Bitch Session Blog August 11, 2008
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crystal bitch

When a girl talks way too much about horoscopes and crystal energy.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
Person1: “My ex is my twin flame and even our moon signs match. I KNOW we are getting back together in 5 years.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
by HealthcareIssues April 23, 2021
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Bitch Hunt

When a group of close or loosly connected friends decide they have had enough off putting up with a person of extrordinary bitchness. Preceeding a Bitch Hunt, many events may of happened over previous years between the "bitch" and the "mob". The bitch hunt is the last straw and breaks the camel's back. The "Mob" of a Bitch Hunt hath the highest agression. The "Bitch" is not to be trusted and is expected to be a compulsive liar.
The mob was so fed up with the bitch that after three years of her crap, they all formed a Bitch Hunt and took her down.
by Wortmacher:) November 12, 2010
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smiling bitch

A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.
Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.

Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.

Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?

Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
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fat bitches

something that you dont want to come across... believe me
Dude, look at that fat bitch... now we know who ate all the pies.
by Dannyboy August 8, 2004
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