I love turtles

Your a vsco girl

Definely

Person1:i love turtles

Person 2:vscoo Girl

by Da person who its cheetos all June 1, 2021

kiss that turtle ass

hot/ juciy

everyone loves to kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021

turtle

a whore who eats Asian pussy

yo that dude is a turtle he a cunt

by gamer amn123 June 10, 2021

Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.

Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!

by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024

Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024