Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020

The Perfect Person

A person whom has little to no red flags, makes you happier than words can express, and is everything you want and more

“Duuuddeee I just fell in love with this dude Devin, he is literally The Perfect Person”

by Blelelelelelelele September 29, 2023

cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021

Personal property rights

Stem from self-ownership. I own myself and (by extension) my labor.

Hym "I've invoked both Nat Turner and the Haitian revolt. Your litmus test for justified violence is the same as mine! Are someone's personal property rights being violated? Is there an imbalance of power? Those are talkimg points that I've used. You just did the thing I did, except, as a spectator. AND I'm a super-minority and you are a cracker. A filthy slut cracker but a cracker none the less."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Salem(The person)

A super hot and sexy person that is madly in love with Rex(the person)

“Hey did you hear about Salem(The person)”

by ThatTransMan June 29, 2021

Cutest person ever

The cutest person is Rithy of course :D

“Wow rithy is the cutest person ever... can I hold his hand omg”-teddy

by FroggyRibbit April 10, 2021

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 12, 2024