Thomas Hobbes

A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.

Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.

Hey, have you seen my Thomas Hobbes? No I left it in Descartes.

by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025

Thomas

handsome, big dick, cute just the best

hey thomas

by bjorneball March 25, 2019

Thomas

1. A name for people who are fucking epic
2. A blue train from a popular children's show

hey, did you see Thomas?

by Jonodman November 27, 2021

The Thomas Brodie-Sangster Effect

The way a person has a baby face making them look younger than they actually are.

Person 1: He's cute but he looks 12
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.

by liitlewomen November 23, 2021

thomas

a fucking hot mother fucker
that hates being callled thomas the train

:that guy was hot
:he was probably a thomas

by big bitch badass hot motherfuc December 1, 2023

Thomas Watene

A gimp, as in someone that does some pretty gay shit.

“Hey that guy over there is a real Thomas Watene”

by License to touch October 5, 2020

Thomas

He is the best man out there. No man or woman can stop him. He has a HUGE dick. Like no other. He is a humble, but very brave soldier. No one can beat him and he likes to get pussy all the time.

Wow, just look at Thomas, his huuuuge cock is in my face. I'm a girl btw.

by Bob Egge May 21, 2020