brewing the tea

When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".

"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."

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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019

Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

Morning tea

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Tea

Gossip. Mostly used by your close friends.

“Hey I heard Sally chested on Evan”
“Wow. That’s some hot tea”

by Sierrag March 31, 2019

Tea

Tea refers to drama or gossip. For example, the expression, “spill the tea” means the same as “tell me the gossip”.

“OMG! Spill the tea between Jack and Laura.”

by Sky122 April 3, 2019

Tea

Tea is drama. A lot of times, tea is surrounded in the youtube community, but there can be tea anywhere.

Tell me the tea sis!

by Aubs April 11, 2019