SAM!

a beach ass neega

SAM! is a beach ass neega

by Lakka July 8, 2018

Sam

Is a living meme that can be a dick at times.

Sam is a cancerous puppy.

by Fat Fluff June 4, 2018

Sam Zhang

Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale

Bro you are such a Sam Zhang.

by Head @$$ April 28, 2017

Sam

My extremely handsome and beautiful boyfriend who is the best person i will 101% ever meet, and will cherish for the rest of my life and beyond! I love him to the moon and back

I love sam to the moon and back

by .buga June 2, 2022

Sam

This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too

Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"

by Shret October 7, 2022

Sam

An attractive nerd

Person 1: " Why's this guy/girl in the library, they look like they belong in a boxing ring. "
Person 2: " Yeah, they must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020

Sam

An attractive nerd, usually well built

Person 1: " Look at them, they look like they should be in a boxing ring, not a library. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020