Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

purple fever

When you like that thick juicy purple pussy and or big purple thick dick

black hoodnigga realthug purple fever

by boyinpleasure October 26, 2013

purple screamer

When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm

Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!

by The name is D January 26, 2016

Polynesian Purple Pube

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.

"Hey did you hear that Steven preformed the Polynesian Purple Pube?"

"Eww that's fucking gross."

by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025

The Purple Man

He is wherever no one is looking and he is always there.

The Purple Man is watching you.

by The Real Purple Man April 6, 2020

Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne

Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std

by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023