Sanding Off

The act of masturbating without the use of lubrications such as Vasoline, KY Jelly, or Hand Lotion.This is usually done in the state of hard-on horny urgency. Also if the persons hands are slightly rougher than others. The friction from this would probably cause a rather uncomfortable feeling for some, especially if they are used to masturbating with lube.

So I was watching my next door neighbor washing her car in a tank top and some cut off daisy duke shorts through my bathroom window... I didnt have time to get any lube, so I ended up SANDING OFF my cock.... I have no regrets.

by Mr. KSZ March 19, 2011

chilled off

ghetto slang for "killed"

yo shut yo mouf or you's gonna get chilled off!

by pkl549 February 18, 2011

Yeened off

The act of being brought to orgasm through biting.

"Man, I was getting real close, then she started gnawing on my neck and I just lost it. She totally yeened me off. I got yeened off!"

by Fuzzyo March 22, 2019

Munching Off

A hybrid of munching and jacking off. When under the influence of chron-doggy, some people's munching crosses over into sexual experience.

The other night, I ordered the entire value menu at McDonalds and started munching off in front of my friends, like they weren't even there...

by pornmonster69 March 9, 2010

coursing off

male masturbation, the act of pleasuring one self.

Oh my God! I just walked in on my brother coursing off! Ew!!

by semobic February 16, 2008

Get Off

When someone really hates you and wants you to get the heck out of their sight. And then you say "NO!" (normally).

"Get off dude! You will always be my enemy." David spat at Hurricane. Hurricane says calmly "no, suck it up."

by troll3301 April 13, 2019

off to Hollywood

A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.

Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.

primping procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015