chilled off

ghetto slang for "killed"

yo shut yo mouf or you's gonna get chilled off!

by pkl549 February 18, 2011

wake-off

1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.

2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.

3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.

I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.

by Blackknight2011 May 25, 2011

Bauer-Off

To masturbate.

"Yo dude what are you up to for the night?"

"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."

"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."

"Yeah, you're right."

by Mellamokyle April 14, 2009

off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 10, 2005

coursing off

male masturbation, the act of pleasuring one self.

Oh my God! I just walked in on my brother coursing off! Ew!!

by semobic February 16, 2008

Nin-off

A spray that repels annoying ninjas especially when being mauled. Can you say KO? :D

For example...
Kisame: "That thing is still bugging you?"
Itachi: "Yeah... it's been here since yesterday." Apparently Sasuke, Itachi's younger brother, is mauling his head.
Kisame: "Then try... THIS!" Kisame reveals Nin-off then sprays it on Sasuke.
Sasuke: "..." Gags then falls off Itachi
Itachi: "Thanks!"
Kisame: "No prob!"

by Anjay A May 20, 2008

Banner off

To go away. To be told to make yourself absent, or disappear from view.

"Daaaaaad, can I have 20p for the icecream maaaan?"
"No you can't, banner off, I'm watching Bullseye on the telly"

by MrG0d January 8, 2009