Sanding Off

The act of masturbating without the use of lubrications such as Vasoline, KY Jelly, or Hand Lotion.This is usually done in the state of hard-on horny urgency. Also if the persons hands are slightly rougher than others. The friction from this would probably cause a rather uncomfortable feeling for some, especially if they are used to masturbating with lube.

So I was watching my next door neighbor washing her car in a tank top and some cut off daisy duke shorts through my bathroom window... I didnt have time to get any lube, so I ended up SANDING OFF my cock.... I have no regrets.

by Mr. KSZ March 19, 2011

knob off

To masturbate, fap, jack off, wank, me-time, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, squeeze the cream, charming the snake, manual stimulation of the penis.

"Gonna go knob off for a bit", said Jeff.

by FilthyHobo420 December 15, 2012

Cunt-off

When in any given situation, all individuals involved are trying to out-do each other in how much of a cunt they can be.

"Dear God! Is everyone on the road just having a cunt-off tonight?"

by Pauldee W July 10, 2018

Yeened off

The act of being brought to orgasm through biting.

"Man, I was getting real close, then she started gnawing on my neck and I just lost it. She totally yeened me off. I got yeened off!"

by Fuzzyo March 22, 2019

chilled off

ghetto slang for "killed"

yo shut yo mouf or you's gonna get chilled off!

by pkl549 February 18, 2011

Jacking Off

When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.

Bro I think Jack is about to start Jacking Off.

by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021

blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019