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Lazy bones

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.
It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!
by Iona's Dad July 29, 2021
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Ash Bones

Kid#1: Yo homie i seen this bitch yesterday, she had some mad Ash Bones.
Kid#2: DAMN!!!
by Superdupperjohnb February 7, 2008
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bones

(adj.)/(noun)
Slang local to Chicago
Very disappointing, dismal. Synonymous with slang like “sucks,” “shitty,” “ass,” etc.
“I have a huge biology quiz tomorrow”/ “Damn, that’s so bones!”

“Her outfit is literally bones.”

“It’s so bones that people die…”
by breadmaska February 2, 2022
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Bones Ramirez

A super bad ass motha fuckka hailing from the mighty MIXTECA NATION..... this guy is a

No bullshit taking sumbitch ...

HE can be ur friend or he can be ur worst nightmare don't ever take his kindness for a weakness.... for that's how enemy's are created..... don't ever touch or cross one of his brothers ....the gates of hell will open upon thee with great fury and the sound of a thousand hoofs will shake the ground .....to protect him and the nation..... so if u ever get a chance to meet BONES THEE MAGNIFICENT......step lightly shake his hand and enjoy one of God's greatest unknown legends ..... THE ARIZONA

COYOTE.......
That's bones Ramirez is one super cool ass sumbitch..... I'm glad I met that guy...
by BONESITO CORELONE #131 March 29, 2022
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Bones

A dumbass person who almost always has a creampie kink, horny and lonely. Seek medical help
Stfu bones
by smackmyfattypatty August 29, 2021
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Boned

You turn into a skeleton
“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)
by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023
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Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
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