Me: you are a dumb whore. Ethan: Why? Me: it shows on urban dictionary that who ever is born on March 23 is a dumb whore! Ethan: It’s right!
by I hate Ethan! October 02, 2021
by Konoshida November 10, 2021
by i-!-i March 23, 2022
Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
by Draqn September 18, 2018
Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)
by Ooowakawqka March 05, 2022