Jacob

Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.

Jacob is THE guy.

by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025

Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.

Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.

by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019

jacob moon

A guy that has feelings for a minor and will do anything to get in her pants

Exp: jacob moon and peyton harp are in love

by Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy69 November 1, 2021

Jacob

Gay as fuck

Jacob Ack

by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020

jacob

a true big man

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni”

by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021

Jacob Gullick

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.

Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'

by Korny sauce November 24, 2021

Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man

“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”

by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020