Jacob Fischer

I mean he's alive :/

Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022

Jacob

Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"

"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"

by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021

Jacob

QT

JACOB IS A QT

by Marty Cooper November 16, 2020

Jacob

I’m just west init

Q- Yo did you just drop Jacob
A-I’m just west init

by Hayeahlol October 31, 2022

Jacob

Hes at your school aka in ur basement

"OMG its jacob"

by pooop989e00w February 15, 2022

The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.

No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!

by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness'

Jacob is the kind of guy to piss about on a discord server and go on raging power trips, he prefers to associate himself with 'conservatives' when in reality he dabbles in gay gimp clubs; his 'speeches' are on how much he loves to curl his dick into a ball and tickle the little baby hairs on his nuts.

Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.

'Did you hear about Jacob?' 'Yeah the obese gimp who enjoys primary schools right?'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'

by EwwwITSTHEIRS May 3, 2023