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Tea Tree

This is a BOOB girl. Every boy, when reaching puberty, is asked the old age question: boobs or ass? It is at that time that the boys makes a choice, a decision that will determine the man they will become. This girl shapes men's lives, and men love her shape. She may not have an ass but no one is complaining. Their lacking bottom half and tremendous top half make them resemble a tree. FOOTNOTE: this word originates from the saying "top tier titties" because "tea tree" sounds similar to "tres T's" or "three T's" and that is the acronym for "top tier titties".
I used to be an ass guy but now I'm a boob guy. All it took was one tea tree to change my whole perspective.
by Seanul April 19, 2022
mugGet the Tea Treemug.

Purple Tree

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro
by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023
mugGet the Purple Treemug.

tree stand

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly
can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉
by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016
mugGet the tree standmug.

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.
Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025
mugGet the Felons Tree Removalmug.

truffula tree

Truffula tree is the stupidest, most dyslexic person you will ever meet. They seem fine at first, but once you get to know them, they are the stupidest person ever. Also known as dyslexic and water buffalo.
What’s the tea on you and Truffula Tree
by Welpood February 13, 2019
mugGet the truffula treemug.

sassy tree

Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.
Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!
by SomeHuman21 April 19, 2018
mugGet the sassy treemug.

Tree

Dude have u seen those large leafy green things? Yah they are called trees stupid
by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018
mugGet the Treemug.

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