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Have a banana

When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.
*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*
by MrDogeIndoraptor November 2, 2022
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Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.
Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!
by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022
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Have sex with your ex

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Ethan.

Do you know what day it is?

Know what day is it

Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?
by You're welcome 69 November 7, 2022
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Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.
*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022
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do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid
Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?
by Darkestalone November 27, 2022
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Having a girlfriend

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy
by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022
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