picking her fig

pulling on a woman’s tampon string in order to elicit a verbal response

“yo, did you hear about kevin and amber? he was picking her fig last night while she was asleep.”

by figpickin March 04, 2022

laying down her arms

laying down her arms,

laying down her arms,

by Rafa55 April 10, 2022

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop

Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

gave her gas

To have vigorous sex with a woman. Hard and fast as though stepping on the accelerator of a McClaren.

Did you hit that?

I gave her gas.

by Hotspur June 07, 2021

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 January 30, 2016

Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.

"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."

by Devil Jones March 04, 2008

Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.

I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.

by colloquial June 20, 2023