Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.

Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel

by Carplad19 October 11, 2016

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively

Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it

by Jay Rome the god November 19, 2017

mother fucker

Somebody you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, including your mother, sister, aunt, niece, steps, brother, cousin, nephew, friend, pets, uncle, etc, etc., etc.

My father is a real mother fucker. After fucking my mother, which was bad enough, he wanted to fuck me. Gross!

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

fuckered off

"Fuckered off" is a descriptive term for any person, place, thing that has obviously been ransacked by methamphetamines and/or methamphetamine users , and needs a nap and/or a tune up.

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.

"Dude! You are so fuckered off. You look like you're fighting a Zombie apocalypse...and you're talking to my shadow..take a fucking nap!"

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.

by anonymous April 27, 2022

duck fucker

a person that fucks ducks

person 1: what us
person 2: your mums gay
person 1: fuck you, you duck fucker!

by Crunchy_Chris January 1, 2021