Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!

Sing to the tune of row row your boat
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!

by xSneakyTurtle May 6, 2022

A castle on spinning duck feet

The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.

If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.

by Cap Number Pi October 9, 2008

Get my ducks in a row

Complete one's preparations, become efficient and well organised. This synonym for get one's act together probably alludes to lining up target ducks in a shooting gallery. Slang; 1970s

I'm trying to get my ducks in a row before I go to Munich.

by Robin Morgan December 12, 2007

fuck fuck fuck a duck...

song

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutang
at the Miami zoo

(sung to row row row your boat theme

Self explanatory

by haiti March 29, 2004

Duck Bill Blow Job

The act of putting on a duck mask and giving someone a blow job while wearing the mask.

"Lisa totally gave me a duck bill blow job last night."

by Blaze<3 October 21, 2011

Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing

A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)

We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.

by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022

Grandmother trying to catch a duck

when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it

well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck

by Boi boi mega edge! May 28, 2018