Picnic Day

A 24-hour reign of debauchery and drunkeness in Davis, CA focused around the alcohol-soaked college students of UC DAIVS. Many who indulge in this springtime event have little to no recollection of the day spent. This is event is heald just before the Whole Earth Festival, and is home to over 200 events

Girl: Woah! I have the worst hangover ever. And where are my clothes?!
Friend: Ah, Picnic Day strikes again!

Picnic Day by aggie of the past November 13, 2011

Rick Ross day

A day dedicated to Rick Ross.

Celebrated by making the "Ughhh" sound after every sentance.

Teacher: "Whats the answer to number 3?"
Student: "4 divided by pi. *UGHH*"
"Man I love Rick Ross day"

Rick Ross day by EliBman October 27, 2011

National pornhub day 

You just sit around and watch porn and jack off

April 13

National pornhub day is we’re you just sit around and watch porn.

National pornhub day by Football03 April 12, 2019

National Beat Your Meat Day 

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

National Beat Your Meat Day by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

Same Shit Different Day 

When your stuck in the cycle of doing the same shit everyday.
Usually a shit cycle.

Person 1: What you been up to
Me: Oh you know the Same Shit Different Day
Person 2: That is peak bro

Same Shit Different Day by Svirgo19 January 14, 2020

Valentine's Day 

1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.

1: My girlfriend got pissed 'cuz I didn't get her some shit for Valentine's Day.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.

Valentine's Day by Gazuga April 22, 2004

1337 Day 

1337 day is the 13th of March, 2007 (13/3/7). Unfortunately, not available to American counterparts due to their switching of the month and the day. 1337 Day will be celebrated by hax0rs alike around the world.

Student1: Yo, what youz doing on leet day?
Teacher: What is leet day?
Student2: Its teh fo shizzle j00 nub!!!!111
Teacher: Oh, you mean 1337 day. Whos teh nub now? i hax your mum.

Man I am so leet.
Maybe so, but I'm a 1337 hax0r, and its my bday in teh 07!

1337 Day by sickmate August 22, 2006