crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

by Gargles June 14, 2017

chris

a sweet, caring guy who always tries his best no matter what. when he falls in love he falls hard and there’s no taking him out of it. chris is a friend you can rely on to just have fun with you whenever and be there for you anytime.

“thanks for being here, chris.”
“no problem!”

by gracxx March 14, 2022

chris jackson

the best boyfriend ever! truly a great guy- just the bee’s knees

I just love my Chris Jackson

by cyborg123 August 10, 2024

Chris

A machine. Not a man, dudes just a machine.

-You see how easy he made that look?
-Yeah, he's a real Chris.

by Ngtfyc July 10, 2021

Chris C x Florin - Tot Ce Conteaza

white on youtube this title this is my new song
Chris C x Florin - Tot Ce Conteaza

Chris C x Florin - Tot Ce Conteaza

by SwagOutChris666 September 9, 2019

Chris Rape

Chris rape is when you finesse someone underneath a bed without their consent

Susan: I jus got chris rape(d) yesterday

Chris: Dont be telling our business

by AssClapperSince06 February 1, 2021

Chris Co

literal hell

“Chris Co is nothing but hell.”

by rooisbald January 1, 2022