Couch-potatous

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.

My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."

by nothing here, don't look at me March 5, 2024

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Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).

Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.

by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024

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cough • Cough Drops • coughter • coughee • *cough* • cougher • cough-cough • coughart • coughga • coughing

Caught in 12K

When someone is doing something which their not supposed to, if anyone catches them, some people say caught in 12k.

Bro got caught in 12k UHD ULTRA DEFENTION

by uhhnoah April 16, 2024

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couchsleuth

With recent advances in technology, ordinary people, with no relevant education, training or experience, can now feel like they are solving crimes from their phones on their couches.

Through perseverance, delusion, and a fals sense of competence and grandiosity, Nicole has become one of the most tenacious couchsleuths of the 21st-Century as she has solves crime from her phone on her couch.

by JTSpicoli April 18, 2024

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