Hassle burger

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023

Burger

Burger are Fastfood but you can make then healthy too. McDonald and BurgerKing are some good places for Burgers.

Boy: I want to go to McDonald, They have a New Burger

Girl: Yes, we can but I want a cheesburger

by Halloihrlieben May 29, 2020

safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024

Burger

Burger burger burger

A burger

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

burgered

Verb: to force a whole burger into someone's pint at a social gathering, ideally a big event such as a stag/hen do

That bus driver just got burgered so bad

by Pie is ace May 4, 2024

Lilypad burger

A burger from Wendy's that has a comically large thing of lettuce in the burger.

These motherfuckers gave me the god damn lilypad burger, god damn!

by Demigodxx June 7, 2025