Bowl

An insult. No one knows what it means specially

Omg Abby you’re such a bowl

by Maccnccheese February 23, 2020

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Dust Bowl

The act of ejaculating into an older more grouchy womans vagina in order to knock off the dust.

Joe: "Last night Johnny gave Debbie a Dust Bowl, that's why she's being so pleasant".

by FlatEarth648 January 27, 2021

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When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".

A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.

by Porksword153 March 29, 2022

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toe the bowl

when you're sitting on a bed smoking and you go to stand up and your bowl rolls onto your toes

person 1: *stands up from sitting in a bed* "oh shoot the bowl just rolled onto my toes"
person 2: "eww bro did you just toe the bowl!"

by almostcorrect December 17, 2019

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BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

EVERY SINGLE MORNING

ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!

by starry da great December 26, 2024

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