Bones

A dumbass person who almost always has a creampie kink, horny and lonely. Seek medical help

Stfu bones

by smackmyfattypatty August 29, 2021

Boned

You turn into a skeleton

“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)

by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023

Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.

“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”

by Nototerror June 17, 2020

Bone Virgin

A person who has never had a broken bone in their entire life on earth.

I’m very proud to be a bone virgin.

by Tex FPX March 17, 2022

sky bone

Ooooh - a holy fuck; to fuck while flying; to accidently observe your opponent's dominoes, mother fucker.

I wonder what it'd be like to sky bone a priest.

by Gemilie August 18, 2006

clones on your bone

someone that is hating on you or talking shit;haters

-yo man that guy said my rhymes sucked
-Don't sweat it, they just a bunch of clones on your bone

by Mike Franks December 6, 2007

Bone burn

The abrasions received on a guys penis from the unwelcome friction created during a extended sexual encounter with a chick who has a not groomed her pubic area recently.
A problem that was more prevalent during the 1980's "untamed bush" era.

Hey bro. Did you end up dogging the chick I saw you with at the party the other night? Yeah man. We fucked like porn stars. I ended up with a case of Bone Burn that the medical journals would be proud to feature.

by Woody Stump December 4, 2016