When a girl talks way too much about horoscopes and crystal energy.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
Person1: “My ex is my twin flame and even our moon signs match. I KNOW we are getting back together in 5 years.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
by HealthcareIssues April 23, 2021
Get the crystal bitch mug.A time dedicated to complaining, griping, bitching, moaning, and gnashing teeth. Generally a group activity, in which the participants complain about one evil or annoying person, or about their respective S.O.s, ex-S.O.s, families, professors, bosses, etc. The name derives from the verb "to bitch" as in "to complain loudly and profanely", not from the noun "a bitch", thus the participants may be male as well as female.
"Looks like Jim and Bob are over by the water cooler having a bitch session about the price of Gasoline."
by Bitch Session Blog August 11, 2008
Get the Bitch Session mug.noun. The ultimate and most extreme form of bitch. A bitch grenade is almost always a female, and miraculously has pms year-round.
by B0ltman October 24, 2005
Get the Bitch Grenade mug.An knocked up girl usually after one night stand deciding to keep the baby but are desperate for money so she joins the adult movie business to make preggo porn.
by WhoIsX June 2, 2009
Get the Preggo Bitch mug.When a group of close or loosly connected friends decide they have had enough off putting up with a person of extrordinary bitchness. Preceeding a Bitch Hunt, many events may of happened over previous years between the "bitch" and the "mob". The bitch hunt is the last straw and breaks the camel's back. The "Mob" of a Bitch Hunt hath the highest agression. The "Bitch" is not to be trusted and is expected to be a compulsive liar.
The mob was so fed up with the bitch that after three years of her crap, they all formed a Bitch Hunt and took her down.
by Wortmacher:) November 12, 2010
Get the Bitch Hunt mug.A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.
Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.
Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.
Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?
Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.
Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?
Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
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